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"Pirate Adventures Continue..."

Discussion in 'The United Pirates' started by Blind Tom the Pirate, May 31, 2013.

  1. Blind Tom the Pirate

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    Jul 25, 2011
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    [​IMG]Did I ever tell yas the story about how the Pirates of Red Skull Bay took up arms against them thar muradding dread pirate scum that besmirtch the good name of the United Pirate crew? It were in May of the First Year of King Blackthorn's reign, that the United Pirates took to the seas in our good ship "Lady Doom".
    We hadn't been to sea to long when our lookout, Charles Hunter spoted the Dread Pirate Lover Grip Drosselmeyer.
    We pulled into his mid-ship and fired our Big Gun of the bow blowing her wide open. Then after a few more of the same we lowered our long boat and boarded her.
    We now more than made quick repairs and we ran into Dread Pirate"Lone Powder Tempest and his Orcish crew. We gave him a couple of good broadsides and swung over to board his ship when up popped more of his crew from aft. They gave us a few shots and as we dispatched thems that hurt our beloved, "Lady Doom", we made them pay dearly for each canon hole in us.

    Our adventures contuned all that ther month 'O May with the sinking and capture of Dread Pirates:
    Drunk Grip Dudley;
    Burning Grip Infinity;

    Fat Pants Sirius, (I happen to like that ther name,
    har, har)
    Peg Patch Micheal;
    and Drunk Tongue Heather.
    All which were dispatched along with ther pirate crews by the following band of pirates.

    And with this I will again, ask ye to speak well of the United Pirate Crew.
    Yers truly, Blind Tom,[UP]

    Well, our United Pirate crew of fine salts all, The updated Offical Roster includes:
    Johnny Phantom,
    Trilleon O'Dare,(First Mate)
    Cold Steel,(Top Gunner's Mate, Forward Canon)
    Loggins, ( Captain's Hand and Second Mate)
    Iron Davy Flint
    Monk, (Spy)
    Capt Jack Black
    Blind Tom Pirate,(Black Market Propritor)
    Trinsic,( Beloved Captain of the United Pirate Crew)
    Carol Viking,
    Sophia,(Ships Navigator)
    Rotindah D'Gnolt,
    Red John Rackham
    Sea Dog
    Jacques Manure
    Fuzzy Head,
    Philocates,( Ships Navigator)
    Captain Sinbad, (Ships Captain)
    Legolas - the other one know as the one eyed mate.
    Kat, (Ship Captain)
    #1 Blind Tom the Pirate, May 31, 2013
    Last edited: May 31, 2013